Wage.Slave.Masturbation.

Want to be successful?
Want to have all the stuff your poor ass dreamed about when you were younger?
Well, why don't you find a job. Find a job at any of the following areas of business:

• Doctor's offices - What's lucky about these places is you get to sit in front of computers all day, getting fat, and doing the doctor's or physical therapists shit work? You may feel happy at first that you are part of a bigger thing helping people overcome their illnesses or injuries, until you have to make a phone call to an 80-year old woman with a bad back or broken hip that she can no longer come here because her Medicare only allows all seniors 24 visits. She can always pay the full price ($130 for the first visit and $85 for all the other visits) for more appointments if she wants to continue. After making that phone call, you realized that you have to work over 40 hours this week in order to finish all the work that was given to you. But, your boss refuses to pay you overtime. Then, your paycheck comes and 20% goes to social security you will never be able to receive and a good amount goes to health insurance that you don't have and that your job doesn't offer you. Yeah. Fun stuff.
• Fancy Restaurants - Man, what a great job. You are the first to arrive and last to leave. You run around cleaning after other people's messes and dealing with disgruntled customers. You see first hand how wasteful people are and how skinny, anorexic people really hate themselves enough to eat only a little tiny fraction of their salad and leave the rest at their abandoned table. You are constantly being yelled at by your tiny boss. You don't get to take your breaks because if you do take one all the servers, as nice as they are, feel that they are better than bussers and refuse to do your job for the mere 15 minute rest you are allowed in your 9 hour shift. Then, when it comes to getting paid, you don't. It takes your bosses one whole month to pay you and when they finally do, their accountant tells them to take half the money from your paycheck for tax purposes. You were working under the table. Then, they fire you for availability issues on your graduation day, the day you become completely available to work.
• Babysitter - Being a babysitter is fun! You get to work for rich parents whose rich brats can't seem to pronounce the names "Ale" or "Alejandra." It's fun. You get to eat the people's food for free and watch movies on their big screen blue ray no se que mierda TV. Pretty sweet job. Except for when you get paid and are cheated out of your money sometimes because the parents "forgot to go by the ATM." Jerks.

These are just a few jobs to help you gain capital for the shit you like to masturbate to in the middle of the night. Have fun buying endless EPs that you are probably going to listen to just once. But hey, it gives you bragging rights and you can always stroke your lovely ego with that bragging right.

Later,

Alejandra
"Amo sin razón. Amo con locura."