The Night We Met...

I got my septum pierced yesterday. It started off with Cassondra working while I was being lazy and lying in bed and then eventually getting my ass up to go to a clinic. Well, after I went to the clinic and Cassondra got off work we met up and she handed me a job application. This application was to one of the funniest places in the world to work at. Hot Topic. Could you imagine me working there? I get to work at a store that epitomizes the capitalist obsession of tapping into every group and trying to make a profit, even in the underground. Erg. Super lame.

Anyway, after eating the most amazing vegan ice cream at a yuppie place and filling out my application, we decided to make the long and tiresome descent to Telegraph Ave. There, I dropped off my application and attempted to make conversation with the guy working the register, but he promptly stapled my resume and application together and went about doing more important shit like picking his nose or something.

Then, we walked down to Moe's (badass bookstore) and looked for a LITTLE BOOK! for Cassondra. It was quite fun. The LITTLE BOOKS! were a little expensive, but too good to be true. Those LITTLE BOOKS! were super cool. Then, we looked at the Anarchist literature and promptly decided that being a mother that wears combat boots would be badass.... Except not really because kids suck. Then, I found my favorite book in the world, How to Talk Dirty in Foreign Languages. Oh, that book makes me laugh. I wish I could still remember how to say, "Nice legs, at what time do they open?" in French. Oh, that would make me super happy.

After kicking it in Moe's for like an hour, we went to get something to drink at a coffee shop. Cassondra, I think, charmed the barista because he gave her a free frappe or some shit like that. As we were sitting and talking, Cassondra came up with the idea that I should go and get my septum pierced because we really didn't do anything that day. So, I went and got it done. She had jewelry, so I used hers and now my septum is pierced. Sweet shit!

After that we decided to have a movie night at my house because we couldn't find a ride to Hazmats for the show there. So, we went to the movie rental place and rented 5 movies. We came to my house and at first we were on the computer and looking through my records. I realize that I may not have a lot of records, but I do love what I have. They are badass and fucking rule. Anyway, then we were going to watch Mulholland Dr., but I fell asleep. 15 minutes into the movie, though, I was woken up to my phone ringing and a friend of mine drunk and telling jokes. It was quite funny. Then, we listened to music and went on the internet and decided to watch a different movie, My Cousin Vinny because I thought it would keep me awake because it was supposed to be funny. But, then I got another phone call 15 minutes into the movie and again, we listened to a friend of mine tell us jokes. It was funny.

In the end, I fell asleep watching that movie too and movie night was a failure. Oh well. But, it was fun and I had fun kicking it with my homegirl, Cassondra. Sweet shit.

Later

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