Saturday, November 22, 2008

Stupid Wishes... Will It Ever Come True?

Dear Blogger,

I want to find a nice boy who will hold back my hair when I vomit and kiss me afterward.
I want to find a boy that likes books because I like books too.
I want to find a boy that will be down with the booty calls to him that I like to make.
Crazy, anti-social, fucked up, and/or addicted motherfuckers drive me crazy.
I’m not into boys that are into chastity or babies.
Must enjoy or tolerate grindcore, powerviolence, thrash (not metal), and hardcore at the very least.
I want a boy who won’t mind my shyness when we first hang out. I open up later.

Basically all he has to have is a penis that’s clean, doesn’t mind going to a show with me once in awhile, and he is all right with me.

But, then again, it’s just a wish.

Loves,
Alita de Pollo (Chicken Wing)

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