I was searching for pictures of nice asses and found this:

Dear Blogger,

The above picture has got to be the best idea for a tattoo that I have seen in about one month. If I had a super hairy bellybutton like that and grew enormous balls to actually get the tattoo, I would. But, I don't have THAT hairy of a bellybutton nor do I have giant balls. So no, I would not get this tattoo. I must say that I do posses something that this person does not and that is better judgment and kinda better taste in cats. Eh... Happens.
Watch this foo regret this in like two days.

Loves,
Alita de pollo